Some Ridiculous Cars I Found For Sale in Florida.

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 01/21/2020 at 09:03 • Filed to: None

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EDIT: I’m thinking of making this a weekly thing. I’d do a different state each week.

Florida  is quite made fun of. The punch line in many jokes. We all know the legend of Florida Man. But the truth is they do it to themselves. As proof here’s some ridiculous cars that that I found on FB market place in southern Florida.

First up this, unique 3rd gen Camaro.

This car has a lot going on, the big front bumper, making the Camaro’s font over hang even longer, the Supra taillights, the big wing, and Foose Wheels, and I didn’t know a color could be phallicbut that weird pinkish tan sure seems penisy to me. Lol

And then there’s the interior. I will say tho, the work seems high quality. Some dropped a lot of man hours into this monstrosity.

Continuing with the Camaro theme, there’s is discoball that is apparently so shiny that the dealership’s camera couldn’t handle it.

Okay that’s enough Camaros. Let’s move on, here’s a Corvette. A lime green corvette with a body kit clearly trying to make it look like a Ferrari, some ugly wheels, I think these are actually stock wheels, that normally look great, but in lime green not so much. It also has lambo doors, oh and that wing too. This one is at least salvageable, paint the wheels gunmetal, lower it an inch or too, and lose the wing and I’d love it.

I almost forgot the best, worst part of the Vette. Under that lime green exterior, is a bright red interior. The two by themselves aren’t rthat bad but together they form like Voltron and kick you in the eyeballs.

Also found the obligatory “I wish I was a SWAT team” vehicle. Thi modifed F-450 will only cost you a quarter million. Used.

Check out this great action shot of it doing some off reading.

This one isn’t too bad, in fact I kinda like it the more I look at it, but it does kinda some up the attitude of Florida. Things are never too flashy. A bright yellow Bentley on Big was ryuims? Why not.

The color matched insets on the wheels are pretty dope,

And after viewing all of that, here’s something not at all horrible. Just a classy two tone Mercury.

Censored > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 10:04

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I’m gonna use my 37" tires to drive up on this 4" parking block to flex on the lowlifes that can’ t have me. Never mind the fact that my daughters powerwheels would cruise over it without issue.

M.T. Blake > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 10:25

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First Camaro looks like they wanted to join the F&F crew but HAD to use a Camaro to do it. 

Jim Spanfeller > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 10:38

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“ Big was ryuims?”

I am confuzzled by this language. What doth it mean?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jim Spanfeller 01/21/2020 at 10:44

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Damn auto correct.

Why I typed was big azz ryuims. 

Jim Spanfeller > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 10:49

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Ah, I see. I think I only have R egular azz  ryuims...

CalzoneGolem > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 11:35

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Oh man that Mercury was a much need palate cleanse after that abysmal collection. Although I wouldn’t say no to the Christmas vette.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > M.T. Blake 01/21/2020 at 11:43

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I just realized the interior pictures got deleted. Let’s fix that.

Seriously what were they thinking with that color. 

M.T. Blake > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 12:24

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It’s like getting trapped in a leather tannery. 

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 12:24

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their fav color is ‘peach’, or they’re trying to emulate a color they saw somewhere else

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 13:15

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I will never understand why someone would take a classy car like a Bentley and paint it some ungodly color and put on huge, ugly-ass wheels.

Oh wait... rappers .

Walter O. is turning over in his grave at the thought of this car.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/21/2020 at 13:31

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Same reason all of these cars exist.  insecure People want to be seen.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 13:37

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Let’s fix that.

Lets not. Looking at the exterior was bad enough.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 14:24

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Let’s fix that.

No. Let’s burn that.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 14:28

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insecure People want to be seen

Truth. I just wish they’d show a little taste. 

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > CalzoneGolem 01/21/2020 at 14:31

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Check out the panel gap on that Vette. Ooof.

Cool shade of green though; just gotta ditch the wing and repaint the rims. And Lambo doors are SO played out by now, right?

CalzoneGolem > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/21/2020 at 15:51

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None of that would matter when my foot to the floor.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 15:53

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It’s like being swallowed by the salmon that inspired the color.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/21/2020 at 15:54

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But Lambos are never  played out so the cycle will repeat to infinity and beyond.

19JRC99 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 19:28

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Of fucking course it has a skull shift knob. Why would I ever expect anything else?

19JRC99 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 19:29

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I clicked on this expecting to have to be the guy to say “Aw, come on, third gens are decent cars!”

I was not expecting that.... THING.

The F450 is neat enough until you either start thinking about it or just see the price.

I want that Mercury. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > 19JRC99 01/21/2020 at 19:30

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I once bought a car with a skull shift knob. A shitty plastic one from  an Autozone or something. I should have know to run far away when I saw it.

19JRC99 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 19:32

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One of my friends’ grandfather had a ‘95 (or ‘96) F-150 with one . My friend thought it was *so* cool. I give him a break though, he was like 13 at the time. I’m not sure what he’d think now though.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > 19JRC99 01/21/2020 at 19:40

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Third gens can be cool. This one isn’t. This one needs to be dumped into the Atlantic and turned into a coral reef.

Yeah that truck is just silly. I couldn’t find the ad again but I don’t recall it says if I’d it was gas or diesel,But guessing by the exhaust arrangement I’d say it’s a gasser. Yeah hard pass. 

19JRC99 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2020 at 19:45

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I agree. Like I said, I was expecting a normal 3rd gen with some questionable wheels (which honestly aren’t bad. I see they’re Foose. I think on a nice looking 3rd gen they’d look quite good), That came way out of left field. I think the truck would be kinda cool if the inside of it was super cush. It’d be something for the cruises we have in the summer. Have something unique to sit in all day and admire the cars with the A/C running. But then, I’d do a full 70s style van or a Lincoln Continental Mark III for that personally.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > 19JRC99 01/21/2020 at 20:06

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The interior was pretty nice . Quilted leather seats,ball with spwhite stitching, leather on the doors, and arm rests. Nothing crazy but nicer than stock for sure. Also not nice enough for a 250,000 dollar vehicle.